my kid is eating part of a coupon. my first "real boyfriend" who was not really a real boyfriend texted me out of the blue. the only room i have decorated for Christmas is Brooklyn's, and I am supposed to go to class tonight, but the thought of the possibility of staying home, by myself, is very appealing. it has been a strange day, or week for that matter.

yesterday, at a most unusual place and time, a wide eyed man named Kenny walked up to me and said, "I know what you're like."

having never met nor seen this man before, I was wondering what the correct response would be. apparently, he knew me, or of me, or must have heard about me. "Do you?" I replied...

"Yep. You focus on everyone else but not yourself. You worry about everyone but not about you."

strangely accurate.

like I said, it has been a strange week.

one of the worst people of my childhood (who i believe is not allowed in the state of Kansas) mysteriously called my mom's work phone to find out how to leave me his 401k. it has been years and years. i like to pretend he is dead. so you can imagine how it felt to hear about this phone call. how did he get her number? its eery. he can take his 401k and...

i have been considering relocating. both my blog and the state in which i live.

its definitely been a strange week.